Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in ur donkeys name is holly's LiveJournal:

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
5:34 pm	chi chi chi chia wah!!!!!! i saw michelle today walking to tim hortons and u can bet that i said hello! and then later on when we went there for the all powerful ice caps (they really need one of those buy 10 get one free cards cuz i would fill up 3 of those daily....and get ultray fat) and i saw michelle but i dont think that she saw me as i waved like an idiot to her (she was at the counter not the drive through) ugh....i wanna work so bad....like people that i tell are usually 'u do now' or 'believe me u dont' but even if its that horrible doesnt that nice wad of cash (well....pretty much any cash would be a nice wad) would make up for it all. money *starry eyes* i am the most meterialistic person in the world....like...if i had to choose between the world blowing up or saving my teddy bear, cream, i would probably save my teddy bear... well, anyway, back to the job, i dunno what i would do becuase somehow, even though i get home at 300 usually i still somehow always am so busy that i dont ever get into the shower until like 11 ish and thats if im lucky.....how can i spend that much time doing absoulutly nothing and still want more time in the day so, in conclusion, i would have like, a minute to myslef if i get a job...and im gonna spend 1/2 of my life working there, so its probably gonna get really old really quick but now i need the money since i have to make up around 4500 dollars by summer....ugh....but my mom will be starting work jan 31 so at least some cash will get in untill april when she has her third (and final!) surgery hopefully for the next ten years or maybe if we're lucky more...... god....i need some inspiration...when i was in 7th and 8th grade i used to write all the time and now im like 'meh...writings for chicks with bunnies' even though i dont even think ive thought that up until now but there goes the thing with me doing nothing all day...like...i havent updated my story for months it seems like (and im pretty sure it has been) and before that it took 4 months...its really eating away at me even though im still doing nothing about it....i sorta remind myslef of shikamaru, the guy from naruto who has no ambition and could do stuff really well if he wanted to but just lacks the motivation...like im always like 'im so fat...i need to go on a diet and then two hours later im eating a huge bowl of mac and cheese' URG!!!! FRUSTERATING!!! and ive now come to the conclusion that consuling is doing absoulutly nothing and then only reason why i like it is becuase of the excellent car ride where i get to listen to all the music i want ^^ blah....ill tell u who needs some consulting...dad and janet...badly...my dad needs to realize that hes an asshole sometimes and not perfect and janey needs to understand that its okay not to be perfect....rawr...haha! my dad always tries to tell me how much everyone likes springville and he asked some chick about it (who was super ultra pretty) and she was like 'ur first day is' and then i laughed...i hate it when people talk and stuff...like her mom....dad mustve said, 'well be leaving now' at least 5 times before we got out of there cuz when he said it shed be like 'okay, oh holly, what school do u go to' and then i would answer and then my dad would talk and hten hed say goodbye and then she would say something else and the whole thing would just start all over...heh...i love my life...and myself...im gonna learn how to clone myself so i can have me all to myself.... anyway, im to goddamn nice...like someone like john perez *shudders* could ask me out and i would feel SO BAD saying no. ugh...if pinochio had jimminy cricket i must have...like the conscience the size of the universe....rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr.... Current Mood: cold (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 15th, 2005
10:25 pm	i am not holly i am not holly. i am an ant that has infested her house and slowly me and my comrades have taken controll of her house. i repeat i am not holly. after we had taken control of her house we then had to devise the fool-proof plan to get into her fridge. once again, i am not holly. it proved to be a tricky fridge. each day the pile of the fallen seemed to multiply. but our sacrifices did not go unseen. must i tell you again? i am not holly. it was on the seventh day that the ultimate ant descended from the heavens and lo and behold the door was open. the weak the strong, the rich the poor, the beggers the givers all piled into the fridge and there was a great feast. the feast of ages. holly? whos she? Current Mood: full...as i never was before Current Music: the crunching of those mouths around me (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
4:39 pm	i hate steve well, steve told me to write another journal entry so here it is.... i dunno what to write though.... nothings really happened besides the fact that i wrote dan this note on myspace and i was like theres this girl that really likes u and i described everything about myself and then at the end i was like 'and shes black' (compliments of alicia) and then steve told me to tell him that we were going to have a tea party at his house and that was pretty much it...we had a blast writing it.... yep...what else...what else...i dunno...maybe ill write something later.... Current Mood: content Current Music: shhhhh...we're in the library (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
11:19 pm	wow...it has been quite a while since i have updated this....hmmmmmmm....ive been pretty bored lately i guess, so my life has been pretty boring as well, although im not sure when it isnt so.....well, yesterday i went to salvation army and i got the awesomest dress (its short for me, too-i actually thought it was a shirt at first.....--') ever and i wore it to wegmans which was SO DUMB but whatever. i mean, who gets dressed up to go grocery shopping? besides me. whatever....in my defense it was new (for me at least) and i was excited about wearing it. soooooooooooooooo...... ugh! janet is so cheap with money....when i was at the blue heron, janet gave me $30 (for my pants) and when i asked for more money for food she was all 'i just gave her a shitload of money yesterday' when we brought a couple hundred dollars and i was the only one who even bought stuff.....and it was sunday, too so it wasnt like they were expecting to buy stuff then anyways.....rawr we were watching a movie and then my cat farted and it smelled SO BAD! back to the money thing....janet wouldnt even spend $7 on me at sal army....but i guess it was okay ince i asked my dad for money since i was planning on going there anyway....thats what i hate about actually having money.....okay i dont feel like explaining anymore..... well.....i miss alicias guniea pigs TT.TT espeacially sara....my baby *sniffs*i told my dad about themand he started rambling on about how when i got one and i didnt take care of it (i was 7, okay!) and i felt like saying, 'for gods sake, i DIDNT get them, a FRIEND did who is going to take care of them becuase shes 15 years old and fully capable of knowing whats shes doing......' but of course i was just like, 'whatever' since i doubt anything could change dads view since hes so set in his ways....so we made a pit stop at the moose (its becoming a weekly thing, ive noticed) and he only drank one full beer (a record) and then we stopped at wal mart and tops and somehow didnt get home until 12 am and he picked me up at 9. whatever....it was crazy oh yeah....and then little hot kids hair is green with envy cuz mine is so hott....^.~ Current Mood: envious Current Music: Moxy Fruvious-My baby loves a bunch of authors (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
4:30 pm	fart you farthead ugh....schools almost over....i dont know whether to cheer or cry since ive finally just realized that i like math...alot... what the hell is wrong with me? when i do math its like i meditate. its so weird. i just focus on what im doing and my whole mind clears and my hand moves by itself i swear....ill miss my math TT.TT anyway, on other IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTs, johnny depps birthday is tommorow ^^ ill be wearing my good old trusty pirates of the carribian shirt....with johnny depp on it *drools* well, i went to the dentist today to get a cavity IN BETWEEN my teeth filled. isnt that so eccentric (that word has been in my head lately). i mean, i knew u could get a cavity in your teeth but in between? *shakes head* i bet i looked so stupid cuz they stuck something in between my teeth and my mouth was opened as wide as it could go while they drilled away. and since i boycott shots of any kind it really hurt...probably more than a shot but i aint getting no shot negro! hehe...i love when kt makes black jokes in front of alicia when she forgets shes black....its so funny well, yearbooks have come out and EVERYBODYS getting one. so im making kt get one and ill just look at hers. im not paying $55 dollars just for the "memories". i have MUCH BETTER memories stored away in my brain thank you very much. grrrrness...in math today....the loudspeaker in our room was staticy and it was DRIVING ME INSANE. i was seriously hyperventilating much to the amuesment of taryn and manda. im using the word much too much. haha.... that was a joke. a really really bad joke but a joke. bands tommorow.....and so's gym...i hope megans there cuz last band was so boring without her....and i can celebrate johnnys bday with her so i dont feel like such a loser ^-^ heh...i made mr v laugh really hard when i showed him an article in the beast with a picture of some insane looking animal that doesnt look like an animal that was supposibly ann coulter. not that anybody besides me, john and mr v knows who that is...at least my dad doesnt so i put two and two together and well....you know BUZZZZZZZZZZ! that was onimonipea for my timer signaling times up so.... farewell! Current Mood: awake Current Music: the dillinger escape plan (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
9:53 pm	don't drop the f-bomb or your toes will bleed ah.....the beast...if it were a hottub i would go in it and i would have a wonderful time. i love the word wonderful....its just so....wonderful....as was relay for life. espcially when we left and went places like decades and tim hortons and mighty taco. just imagine that if there was no cancer there would be no relay for life and that would be terrible. go cancer! now im probably gonna get cancer.... well, while walking down by stairs today i realized that i missed the new ep of s-CRY-ed and i was sad. but i still felt wonderful. i would feel more wonderful if i could get my eyebrows waxed becuase i dont feel like shaving them and i dont want to have them grow back again. grrrrrr.....man im a stupid turd. and you are a rectangular piece of cheese and were are all one big happy family.... haha....last night at mighty taco katie was like 'i love timbits becuase even when i dont like them i can still eat them' and it was so funny and it made no sense...which is why it was funny.... anyway, i got a little sidetracked....in this issue of the beast you get to see good old george bush (you know, the guy whos the president?) in his good old undies and man oh man if u put him in leather he could be the next pam am....and they also talk about a GIANT VAGINA and katies magnificent rolling hills aka he boobies for the 40th time. jeez, all he said he wanted was an hour u stupid llama! just let the poor guy do it! god... anyway, gtg theres some show on gay people on wned so im gonna go watch it! Current Mood: tired Current Music: prodigy (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 4th, 2005
11:28 am	hamster love this journal nry goes out to katie! mwah! Hamster, hamster by candle light. Do it in a casserole is doing it right. When they're in season, they're pretty pleasin'. Hamster sandwich, hamster and cheese. Hamster sandwiches with mayoneeze, are delicious, and so nutritious. You can dice, you can slice and filet them. Cut off their heads and sauté them. And into the oven you shove, smells like hamster love. Hamster curry, or pickled toes, Australian hamster tails, any good chef knows how to make them, or just shake and bake them. For breakfast, for lunch or while dining, as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining. Into your mouth with a shove, tastes like hamster love. For breakfast, for lunch or while dining, as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining. Into your mouth with a shove, tastes like hamster love. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. ps-this song belongs to big daddy 26 and i think the dr demento show so dont sue! Current Mood: i havent showered in 6 weeks Current Music: what do u think? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
6:22 pm	larry be hairy i just finsihed reaing one of the best books ever called vote for larry by janet tashjian (sequel to the gospel according to larry) and there was some pretty deep shit mentioned in it.....although it may not be true cuz the book is after all fiction...but i wish the whole thing was true *sighs* anyway, according to the book in the wars of the last decade more children were killed than soilders, more americans between the ages of 15 and 24 are killed by guns than by all natural cuases combined, the us ranks 1st in tech, defense spending, and military spending; last in protecting kids from gun violence, almost 50% of high school graduates are funtionally illerate, it requires 2,640 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of edible beef, five percent of the worlds pop lives in the us but we produce 50 percent of the worlds waste and bush took 166 vacation days at his texas ranch while the average american only gets 16 days off a year only to name a few..... yeppers....ugh...i have a band concert tommorow and strep throat and i dont want to go but i dont want to have to make it up cuz i dun know how to play the 4th movement in court festival....urg....my head hurts....i need cheese......and my soad cd that alicia has....grrrness.... Current Mood: crappy Current Music: i would belistening to soad if alicia didnt have the cd (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
6:09 pm	another beast articulal When Animals Attack: Serious risk of Bullshit by Matt Tibri "People focus too much on colors. It could be numbers, it could be animals." -- Tom Ridge, former Homeland Security director, on proposed changes to the color-coded warning system. It could be animals? TERROR ALERT! Threat level: Seychelles sheath-tailed bat! Al-Qaeda mobilizes: Black-faced Lion Tamarind alert! According to the Associated Press, research has shown that the color-coded alert system has been problematic mainly because "the public found it confusing." Polls showed that a majority of Americans had trouble grasping such murky concepts as We're Fucked! and Run For Your Lives! and Red Alert! Logic would tend to dictate, then, that if you can't handle red or orange, you're probably not going to do too much better with Bactrian Camel! But we're not dealing with logic here, we're dealing with the language of the War on Terrorism-- and within the parameters of that cubist comedy, all of this makes perfect sense. The terror-alert system, after all, has never been anything more than a running comedy of preposterous, redundant paranoia. Insofar as it related to the average person, it has always been completely absurd on its face. No one ever explained to any of us what the hell we were supposed to do with the warnings that were issued. The highest ranking security officials in the country would get together from time to time and, by means of some mysterious process of deliberation whose formulae were never revealed to the public, announce a higher or lower threat level. And if it was code orange -- a "high" risk-- who knew what that meant? Did it mean expect at any minute to get your head blown off? Did it mean look both ways on the road to your son's tee ball game? Who knew? They didn't even pretend to explain. Comedians, sensing a trap, hesitated for months to make jokes about it. It wasn't until the waning days of 2002 that people like Conan O'Brien ("Red means we're in extreme danger, and champagne-fuchsia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart") realized that the burden of explaining this business to the public had more or less officially been farmed out to late-night standups. Now, with a new Homeland Security Director in place (Michael Chertoff), the system is being reviewed. Hilariously, the Department has hired a psychologist to try -- using an academic's advanced expertise -- to identify the "problems" with the previous system. That psychologist, Roxanne Cohen-Silver of UC-Irvine, recently revealed that her research indicated that perhaps the previous system was "too vague." "To just say 'Be alert, look around,' that's a little too vague," she said last week -- adding quietly that, with regard to terror-alert announcements, "maybe it would be advisable not to hold a press conference unless officials can give people something they can do about it." It took them four years to figure this out. You can't make this stuff up. This is paranoid lunacy on a level that would have been beyond an Orwell or a Zamyatin to invent. It's not even dystopia. It's slapstick. And somehow the whole country managed to swallow it for almost twelve hundred days without so much as a hiccup. For all that, there was always a vast gap between the openly ridiculous ostensible purpose of the terror alerts, and their probable real purpose. The alerts appeared to accomplish two things for the administration. One, they would have allowed it to cover its ass in the event of an attack actually occurring. Second, they conveniently reminded the public of its duty to remain in a dumb animal panic straight through the 2004 elections, which the administration went to great pains to make into a referendum on George Bush's national security credentials. With regard to that second point, a piece of startling news slithered into print last week and somehow managed to avoid being made into a big deal by the allegedly Bush-hating liberal media. In fact there were two such highly combustible news items last week, both of which died without any furor. The first was the revelation, hinted at in the British press for more than a month, that then-Mi6 chief Richard Dearlove told Tony Blair nine months before the invasion of Iraq that the U.S. intended to go to war no matter what, and that intelligence was "being fixed around the policy" by the Bush administration. This story, reported by the Sunday Times of London two weeks ago, was virtually stillborn in the U.S. press, with a small page 18 item in the Washington Post being a typical response. The second was a series of casual remarks by Tom Ridge to the effect that in the six instances between 2002 and the fall elections last year that the threat level was raised from yellow to orange, the decision to make the change usually came from the White House, over the objections of the Homeland Security department. The decisions, Ridge said, often were based upon (and this is his own characterization) "flimsy" evidence. "More often than not we were the least inclined to raise it," Ridge told reporters. "Sometimes we disagreed with the intelligence assessment. Sometimes we thought even if the intelligence was good, you don't necessarily put the country on (alert). ... There were times when some people were really aggressive about raising it, and we said, 'For that?' " Think about how absurd this is. After 9/11 happens, the Bush administration creates a huge cabinet-level agency whose entire purpose is to be relentlessly, stringently paranoid about the possibility of terrorist attacks. Simultaneous to the creation of the DHS, the administration creates the color-coded alert system, which, as has been demonstrated, had absolutely no concrete purpose beyond generally scaring the shit out of the population. Now it comes out that the Bush administration routinely overruled its own house paranoiac to unilaterally declare orange and red alerts. The White House, of course, doesn't have its own intelligence apparatus. In making a dissenting assessment of intelligence its judgments necessarily had to be entirely political. We already knew that the timing of these alerts was extremely suspicious. The public has forgotten already, of course, but it's worth recalling now that just four days before Christmas in 2003, at a time when the country was still somewhat divided over whether or not to go to war in Iraq, the DHS announced a code orange alert. Just as the population was settling in for the holidays, in fact, Donald Rumsfeld made an unequivocal announcement: "Indications [are] that [the] near-term attacks," he said, "will either rival or exceed the [9/11] attacks." Then there was the code red in New York on July 29, 2004-- the same day that John Kerry made his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention. We were told, among other things, that al-Qaeda was planning on blowing up the Citibank building. News leaked out later that this intelligence was at least three years old. At the time, everyone blamed Tom Ridge for this. It was Ridge, after all, who said of the Citibank threat: "The quality of this intelligence, based on multiple reporting streams in multiple locations, is rarely seen." Now it comes out that it wasn't Ridge at all, but the White House, acting on its own initiative. Considering the timing of the alerts-- before elections in 2003, in a period when the administration was garnering support for the Iraq invasion, before the 2004 election-- the idea that the White House just pulled these stunts willy-nilly is criminal. Watergate started as a bunch of cheap frat pranks to knock Ed Muskie out of the race. This would be terrorizing 270 million people to go to war, and win an election. If that's what they did. And what does it look like? oh boy oh boy oh boy am i ever obsessed with that newspaper. it has become my new dream to work for it...i porbably said that last time....*sighs* i would be so happy. yeah....on other notes carrie won american idol. what a load of bs. but i didnt really care....but what i did care about was how they made fun of the guy who made claims that he had an affair with paula....man....i wished i taped that part it was so funny. it was all simon was having an affair with a secret somebody (which turned out to be himself) and randy made a song about fleas that was supposed to be about simon (and after he said he wasnt doing it to get publicity he held up a book by himself and had on a shirt that said 'buy my cd'). i didnt think amerian idol had it in them! beautiful...im beginning to like where the world is headed my friends.... Current Mood: me when i eat cheese Current Music: spank-kidneythieves (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
8:40 pm	shonen-ai!!!! *squels* SHUICHI and YUKI. (Gravitation) Very open and toren between angst and humour. Which Shounen-ai Pairing are you? brought to you by Quizilla *drools* Current Mood: awww...hes so cute.. Current Music: barney....gawd...what do you think? (Comment on this)
8:20 pm	buy citgo gas hey everybody! how was your day? mine was great. i stayed home "sick" and slept until 2pm (lordy me!) and ate a bundle load of cheese that was milked this morning by my beautiful and erotic cow bessie. but, enough about me (cuz this is after all my journal) lets talk about the beastly magazine the beast and all its glory........and citco. and when u put the two things together, they can make a great article that makes me want to be able to drive a car so i can buy gas there...*sighs* An Oil Company That Doesn't Suck. Buy Gas at Citgo. No, Really... For those of us with reservations about America’s dependence on Middle Eastern oil and how it drives our foreign policy, buying gas isn’t just expensive, it’s depressing. Every $2.25 gallon of regular unleaded we pump into our cars at our local Mobil station is, we know, helping to perpetuate global imperialism, but what are we to do? Ride a bike? Take the bus? Yeah, right. Well Jeff Cohen, progressive journalist and founder of media watchdog group Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting (FAIR), wrote an article we read on commondreams.org last Monday which opened our eyes to a solution right under our noses. While a gas boycott is impossible for those who really need to drive, and unlikely for those who simply like to drive, there is another way, something Cohen calls a "buy-cott." "Of the top oil producing countries in the world, writes Cohen, "only one is a democracy with a president who was elected on a platform of using his nation’s oil revenue to benefit the poor. The country is Venezuela. The President is Hugo Chavez." Think Bush is an asshole? So does Chavez, and he’s said so openly. Maybe that’s because Bush has done everything he can to topple the popular leader, in part because Chavez’ rule sets a bad precedent for those who would keep third world countries under the heavy thumb of corporate exploitation. It turns out that Citgo, US refining firm and a national chain of gas stations which pepper our town, is a subsidiary of Venezuela’s state-owned oil company. Who knew? As Cohen writes: By buying your gasoline at Citgo, you are contributing to the billions of dollars that Venezuela’s democratic government is using to provide health care, literacy and education, and subsidized food for the majority of Venezuelans. Instead of using government to help the rich and the corporate, as Bush does, Chavez is using the resources and oil revenue of his government to help the poor in Venezuela. A country with so much oil wealth shouldn’t have 60 percent of its people living in poverty, earning less than $2 per day. With a mass movement behind him, Chavez is confronting poverty in Venezuela. That’s why large majorities have consistently backed him in democratic elections. And why the Bush administration supported an attempted military coup in 2002 that sought to overthrow Chavez. What’s more, your money doesn’t go to the Middle East, or Exxon/Mobil, or Halliburton, or the campaign coffers of the most corrupt politicians in America. So do it. We’re not asking you to stop buying gas; we know that’s not going to happen. But driving an extra couple of blocks to get it just isn’t that hard, especially if it relieves your conscience just a little. To help you get started, We've listed the addresses of some Citgo stations in Buffalo on the right side of this page: go to http://www.buffalobeast.com/75/feature7.htm to see the citgo stations and other supery dupery stuff from there, too! yep....thats all i have to say....so....goodnight everybody! Current Mood: i wish to write!!!! Current Music: the cocaine makes me feel like im this song-SOAD (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 21st, 2005
9:31 am	bananas ah...I finally updated Predictable...what a load off my shoulders....now i can finally relax a little...... i hate stupid fox! a lot! they changed shamna king to a different time so now when i wake up on saturday mornings i am unable to see me beautiful anna and faust! or anyone else from that show! although...i believe cartoon network just liscensed naruto, which is making people VERY angry. i dont really care though, b/c even if the dub is horrible, they'll just release the origanal version, like shonen jump did for yugioh and shaman king....i hope...*gulps* well, i took another quiz! [insert surprised gasp here] What .hack//SIGN Character Are You? Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right. yes....i feel my cheese moving closer to me like a child can feel micheal jackson moving closer to him....i shall be feared.... Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: Harajuku Girls-Gwen Stephani (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
7:16 pm	stupid stupid stupid! *bangs head against the wall* okay....pressed a wrong button for i was not done with my journal entry! no, that was just the beginning...hehe...today....I FOUND OUT KEN JENNINGS HAS HIS VERY OWN BOARD GAME WHILE WATCHING WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND NOT JEPORDY! *gasps* i mean, me and kaiba will definatly have to bring that on the train of naughtyness if you know what i mean *nudge nudge* if only simon cowell had a board game...*dreamy eyes* okay im done now batman out! Current Mood: horny Current Music: it was supposed to be some 50 cent to get me in the mood (Comment on this)
7:07 pm	crack whores are just another bad person that i, batman, needs to fight i cant believe i got fricken cinderella. i do chores alot. but thats just to get online. and it never fricken pays off. and i payed 145 cents to take that quiz....i am a gullible little monkey that i am. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST SOUNDED LIKE KENSION! AND I THINK I SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!? anyway, my spanish teac talked me into taking yet ANOTHER year of spanish. i dont want to take spanish again. i hate spanish. grrrrness........ anyway, the day the new SOAD cd came out and I DIDNT GET IT! forget being batman and saving gothem city day after fricken day, i need my cd. gawg! people are so selfish! i mean i save their life and then when i try to steal their cd they call the cops and get me arrested....what do i look like? an asshole? anyway, im having a quiz frenzy even though i should be posting the next chapter to predictable im not becuase im stupid and lazy and stuff...so yeah..... You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon. </td> Dragon 83% Faerie 59% WereWolf 50% Mermaid 42% Angel 34% Demon 33% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!) created with QuizFarm.com I was a dragon! A DRAGON! ive always been obsessed with dragons and then i found out that my love loves dragons i was just all over them...now when hes chained up in my basement i put him in that dragons suit and i wear my french maid suit and we board the train of naughtyness...you know what i mean? in fact....i think i wanna go there now..... Current Music: some (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
10:25 pm	TACOS ARE MY SOCK-OS! You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything. </td> Goofy 88% Cinderella 88% Peter Pan 75% The Beast 56% Pinocchio 50% Ariel 44% Snow White 38% Sleeping Beauty 38% Donald Duck 25% Cruella De Ville 25% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com</table Current Mood: content Current Music: aqua-cartoon heroes (Comment on this)
10:18 pm	my goodness gracious GREAT BALLS OF FIRE I WENT TO ANDERSONS. AND THEN BURGER KING! AND THEN I RAN ACROSS THE STREET! AND NO CARS HIT ME (HOPEFULLY)! ANYWAY, HERES HOW ILL DIE! You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time. </td> Bomb 80% Posion 67% Natural Causes 60% Eaten 47% Gunshot 40% Suffocated 40% Disappear 40% Drowning 40% Accident 33% Stabbed 27% Suicide 20% Disease 20% Cut Throat 7% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com Current Mood: crappy Current Music: system of a down (in my head) (Comment on this)
5:24 pm	nice and warm and chickeny We may be going to andersons! It has icecream! That you eat! In a cone! and it can be waffle! and then theres gummy worms....oh dont even get me started....theres already been enough commotion with that damn beaver thats been running around in my ceiling....and eating my Brad Pitt whos hott with two tt's! the chicken has layed the egg. thats what im talking about baby! man he is so smoking! i loved him in titanic and romeo and juliet and allidan (that he acted out as a kid)(thats right! I was there!) and catch me if you can...and the blair witch. what a great FUCKIN MOVIE! I AM AT KTS HOUSE. WE ARE IN HER HOUSE WITH BATMAN. SHE IS BATMAN. I AM BATMAN. WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM WITH BATMAN. AND WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE WITH BATMAN. WE ALL EAT OUR CHRISTMAS FEAST WITH BATAN. I MEAN BATMAN WITH BATMAN. wITH AN M WITH BATMAN. WE ALL WATCH MOVIE WITH BRAD PITT AND BATMAN IN THEM WITH BATMAN. YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I HAVE CAPS (AND OTHER THINGS WITH BATMAN---SPERM) (I WAS MADE FROM SPERM WITH BATMAN) AND IT WAS BECUASE I TRIED TO PRESS THE UNCAPBUTTON AND IT DIDNT WORK (WELL IT WAS REALLY THE CAP LOCK BUTTON FOR THOSE KT-LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE BATMAN-ISH WITH BATMAN) AND IT DIDNT WORK AND I DIDNT FEEL LIKE PRESSING IT AGAIN. KATIE JUST TRIED TO SAY BATMAN IN A BLACK WOMANS VOICE ("I AM BATMAN") BUT IT ENDED UP LIKE A REDNECKS VOICE...YES...WITH BATMAN PEACE OUT BITCHES (WITH BATMAN) LOTS OF LOVE, SUPERMAN! (AND FRIENDS) (INCLUDING BATMAN) LAUGH OUT LOUD, BATMAN PS-GET IT? LOL. LOL. iambatman not just kidding i was joking gawd! ill do whaTEVER I FEEL LIKE! UR MOM GOES TO COLLEDE I MEAN COOLEGE WITH A G O0H SHIT COLLEGE OH SHIT! I MESSED UP AGAIN! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 'OH SHIT' NOT 'O0H SHIT'! Current Mood: NG MORE COMMONLYKNOWNASTBATMAN Current Music: BATMAN THEMESONG MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE SUPERMAN THEMESO (Comment on this)
Monday, May 9th, 2005
8:50 pm	important annoucement! ha. im such a crackhead Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: i cant tell if its elvis or usher (Comment on this)
8:40 pm	you want cheese? i give you cheese! what a day today was. i went yonder to a park and i got myself a swing! and a hot off the press copy of my baby, my soul, and my friend the beast. ah, yes. it was a glorius day. and what to ice the cake but that little bit of moldy cheese that i had strewn away back in the fridge just waiting to get moldy that i found? and now i repeat myself, what a glorius glorius day. manwhore4 saying her sweet goodbyes Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: hillbilly music (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 7th, 2005
10:06 pm	hello yonder elemental creatures from the refridgerator hola! this is me llama hollysita and i am a yummy cheese dumpling! i hope this journal will teach u many things b/c i will constantly write in it as i roam the world from my isolated house of the doomed cheese doodles. yes maybe some time you could come over and have a little chat of those llamas that have been TAKING SHITS IN MY YARD....mmmmhmmmm...thats what i thought. thank you so much for your time the man who has been a whore 4 times shall be singing (yes, singing) out now, please do your best to not litter for the next 5 hours and 24 minutes, i will leave the seconds to ur decision because we are americans. and we have choices. if u are not american, shove it! Current Mood: thirsty Current Music: why the nice high pitched whining my computer makes of cours (Comment on this)